Can't possess crap inside the state of.
It's unfortunate, I am unable to acquire any valueless material during residing within Ohio. No waste in my possession, sadly.
Sadly,
I can't possess a single excrement in
the state of. There is
no crap available in these parts, unluckily. Can't acquire any waste within Ohio.
Unfortunately, I lack the ability to acquire any crap whilst living within the enchanting state of. No waste to be found around here, unfortunately. I am lacking a single matter inside Ohio.
Regrettably, it is
not within my capabilities to obtain a single rubbish while in the state of Ohio. There is no crap to be found within Ohio, unfortunately. I can't possess any feces
within the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am constrained to obtain any crap during staying inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense for me, alas. I am unable to obtain even a trace of excrement within Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I can't to have even a single excrement while staying in
the state of Ohio. No nonsense to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to own even a trace of excrement within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that I am powerless to acquire any garbage while residing within Ohio. No nonsense in my possession, sadly. I am unable to obtain any excrement in the great state of Ohio.