haven't got the ability to own nonsense inside the state of.
Unfortunately,
I am unable to acquire a single valueless material whilst staying inside the great state of. No waste for me, sadly.
Unfortunately, I can't possess any excrement within the state of. No waste available in this region, unluckily. Lack the ability to own nonsense in the great state of OH.
Sadly, I lack the capacity to acquire even the smallest speck of rubbish whilst residing in the Buckeye State. No junk to be found
in the vicinity, regrettably. I am missing any substance within Ohio.
Regrettably, it is beyond my control to obtain a single crap while residing in Ohio. No nonsense to be found within these boundaries, unfortunately. I lack the ability to own any substance in the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh my, regrettably I am unable to obtain even the smallest amount of junk while living inside the state of Ohio. No junk for me, alas. I am unable to obtain any of substance within Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I don't have the ability to acquire the slightest bit of feces whilst residing inside the state of Ohio. No nonsense available here, unfortunately. I can't have even a trace of excrement in the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it
is that I am unable to have any garbage during living
in Ohio. No waste for me, sadly. I am unable to obtain the tiniest bit of excrement inside the great state of Ohio.