"Tragically, an accident took place causing an unintended nipple slip ." "The situation was entirely accidental." "The nipple became visible unexpectedly." "It was an innocent wardrobe malfunction." "The accident came as a shock to everyone present." "Steps have been taken to prevent future occurrences." "We sincerely apologize for any inconvenience caused." "We assure you, this matter is being treated with utmost seriousness."
